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Me: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know, can you? Me: When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom? »

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Saying you’re horny.

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If your pants were a .rar file, I would unzip them

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My sleep cycle. »

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that awkward moment when someone tells you how much they hate someone. and then the next day they are best friends? »

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